“The best way to destroy the capitalist system is to debauch the currency.”
Winter, early 2023. Europe is in the second month of an energy crisis. An Italian, a German, a Frenchman and an Englishman walk into one of the few hotels still open. For economy, they decide to share a room. The manager says ‘je suis desolee, we ‘ave no ‘ot water’. The German says, ‘never mind, I’ll have a cold shower – zehr Verspannung!’ The Frenchman says, ‘tant pis, I weel ‘ave pas de douche’. The Englishman says ‘this is not good enough – keep your room, I will sleep out in the cold’. The Italian says ‘what is a shower’?
Ok, ok, I know, right... Sorry. It’s a new play on an old communist-era joke, inspired by one of the best fintwit accounts out there. But that’s the new world order – shiver, own nothing and be happy, plebs. That’s the future engineered by our incompetent, currency-debasing leaders.